Wishing you a “train load” of good wishes.You can tell a lot about a person by the way they handle three things: a rainy day, lost luggage and tangled Christmas tree lights.One of the nice things about Christmas is that you can make people forget the past with a present.Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas.The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C.
Without Christmas wishes, the fun of Christmas is incomplete. I’m sure he will find it there!Christmas is all about spending time with good people. Funny Christmas wishes are the best Christmas greeting ideas for making your loved one laugh. A wish for peace and happiness at Christmas and throughout the New Year. You’re truly a blessing in disguise of a wife!Let’s drink till we start admitting our sins to each other and then sober up realizing we don’t remember anything from last night. May this special eve make our hearts overflow with joy and love. Merry Christmas to all the beautiful wives out there.“Let’s be naughty and save Santa the trip.” – Gary Allan“Aren’t we forgetting the true meaning of this day – the birth of Santa? You are my best friend and I am really lucky to have you as my best friend Enjoy this season of love and happiness.One beautiful and memorable way to have a white Christmas is to forget that you’re in a Christmas season. This is Xmas day for you!The season has finally come for every husband in the world to finally go broke from being rich. So, Christmas is celebrated every year, and on this day mostly the people and mainly the kids make the wishes … I know you hope for the same. We should say, “Jesus Christmas.”I’ve finally found the true meaning of Xmas, it’s for those people who can’t spell Christmas!Santa told me you’d been very good this year, I told him it was just lack of opportunity. “Christmas seems like the perfect day to thank you for so many things… for your willingness to listen, for your openness and honesty, for your understanding smile.” “Christmas seems like the perfect day to tell you how much it means to have someone like you to share my ups and downs, my dreams and disappointments, and to thank you for the important role you play in my life. Merry Christmas!What should have been a day for going to churches and attending prayers, instead became a day for the wives to make their husband’s savings disappear. Don’t waste your chance to bring a smile on your loved one’s faces by wishing them with some witty Christmas humor of yours. May the blessings of Christmas be with you today and always. Wishing you a Merry Xmas!The one and only rule for you to follow this Christmas; don’t drink too much if I’m not there to carry you home!
The occasion of Christmas is all about sharing and forgiving, it is all about celebrating the festive season with your loved ones and thanking Almighty for it. May this Christmas bring along many gifts of happiness, health, prosperity and success to you to make it the most special Christmas of your life. We all want to send the most unique Christmas wishes for our loved ones that can make them feel special. Well, Christmas is the festival which is celebrated to commemorating the birth of God Jesus Christ. With so much going on in your Christmas preparations—whether you’re trimming the Christmas tree or putting together the ultimate Christmas dinner menu—you might be too drained to think of clever Christmas card messages to write. Cheerful Christmas And Happy New Year. May this special eve make our hearts overflow with joy and love. Christmas is a wonderful occasion to send funny wishes and messages. You have so many things in common with that big, fat, silly guy except that long-white beard. May your Christmas be full of fun!I tried to hard to make Santa believe that you’ve been good throughout the year. So open your mouth and close your eyes and give your tongue some exercise! Happy Christmas!I hope Santa fills our socks with cash money instead of gifts and toys. Wishing everyone a very Merry Christmas.9. Merry Christmas, sweetheart!I hope when Santa comes at midnight, he brings you wrapped in a box as my Christmas gift!